So Naf's glamming up for the weekend while I'm here slogging away. Weekends used to be slack slack slack but now they merely serve as time for catching up on work. Yeah. Ain't it good to know that I've turned over a new leaf, thanks to the unmotivated lazy slob of a brat who reminds me of everything that I don't wanna be. Ha ha. Ok I'll give him some credit for being quite adorable at times and for entertaining me with his violin.
i was slacking at 5:19 PM
School starts tmr! Wish I had more time for more drinking weekends. Haha.. Get well soon Nov. In the meantime here's our ghost photo.
Finally. This should be at least 60% accurate; some parts are especially true. Yes yes I was wuliao enough to redo it. But I couldn't stand being described as ba dao and selfish and whatnot.
您是充滿歡樂、精力充沛、迷人、合群而富有想像力的人。
雖然您是一個工作狂，可惜擁有太多不同興趣，而且無法承受痛苦，所以難以完成任務。
對您來說人生仿如一個遊樂場，而妳正正位於遊樂場的中央品味所有的歡悅。您樂於分享喜悅，習慣花精力使人快樂，但卻顯得自我中心。而當痛苦的經驗接近時，您卻只懂得逃避。
無論是工作或玩樂，您都喜歡擁有許多開放的選擇，因而會經常會身負眾多工作。
優點：
您具有全面性的思考模式，喜歡結合毫不相干的觀念和人，創造出新的綜合方式。
缺點：
開創事情會令您覺得非常有興趣，但很可惜，由於您的想像力太強，剛開始不久便感覺已經完成。您專注於過程而非結果，當某個任務看起來似乎會失敗時，便很容易把目標延後，或乾脆開始另外一個任務。
愛情：
您習慣把注意力放在自己的需要和快樂之上，導致和深層的情緒毫無接觸。不愛束縛的您，總是選擇「我的最佳時機」用自己的方式來行事，並且會把自己的行為合理化，或重組承諾的用詞來避免痛苦、羞辱或沉悶，郤不明白身邊的人可能會因此而感到失望或背叛。
在一對一的關係中，您的注意力分分秒秒都專注在新人物或觀念，並且產生即時的幻想。
「我和太太正在享受溫泉的時候，一個打扮新潮的金髮金女在另一邊走過。她很顯然對我感興趣，當我們聊起天來，我腦海裏閃過了一個念頭：如果能和她一起回美國不知道有多好玩。」
安定方位：思考型
在安定的狀態下，您會或多或少會從關係中脫離，滿足於扮演一個比平日更退居幕後的角式
壓力方位：改革型
當面對感情的壓力或情緒對抗時，您會變得易怒、挑剔、容易對干擾的事情發怒或加以責備，因此您最愛的人亦是您傷害得最多的人。
建意：
練習一次只做一件事
學習去包容批評和衝突
克制您「解決」問題的衝動
最渴望：開開心心，無拘無束
最恐懼：悶，被束縛，被制肘
最難達到的美德：節制 (Sobriety)-- 1: the state of being sober , 2: moderation in or abstinence from alcohol or drugs 3: a manner that is serious and solemn
最難克服的執念：多計 (Planning)
i was slacking at 1:09 AM
So here's the test that Tiff says is accurate but I think otherwise of course. WTH they made me into some sort of monster. Or maybe it's due to misinterpretation of some questions.. Haha.
您經常是精力充沛、情感強烈、專橫霸道、叛逆、保護者、獨斷獨行、一不作二不休的人。您工作賣力，玩樂也賣力。
您擁有一定的個人倫理，涵蓋了整合、真理和正義，透過這個個人倫理，您以正反對立的角度觀看世界。
您雖然重視公平，卻不太樂意聽到其他人的觀點。
優點：
您對朋友和所愛的人會極端保護和支持，您會因為他們受到不公平對待，不夠強壯到足以為自己爭鬥的人而努力抗爭。
缺點：
不尊重他人的權利和需求，為了自己而脅迫他人。
愛情：
您深刻重視感情，但由於您獨斷獨行，而且有對控制的需要，可能會出現建立關係的困難。
在親密關係中，爭吵對您來說是主要的，這是安全保持連繫的一種刺激方式。
您是能鼓舞對方，有趣的伴侶，而且會永不厭倦地保護對方，支持伴侶自我實現。
「我知道她的聰明、能幹，而且我愛這樣，但是踏入這個充滿危險威脅的世界，她跟著我走是重要的，這樣我才知道她是安全的。這看起來像是控制，然而卻是對她的保護。」
安定方位：付出型
在安定的狀態下您會變得順從、願意付出、容易受人影響，讚成和自己有關的事物。
壓力方位：思考型
當面對感情的壓力或情緒對抗時，您會變得沮喪、怠惰、不溝通，而且無法決定自己在思考的事情，並加以實行。
建意：
學習接受沉悶和恐懼
認知並歡迎您的脆弱及無力
改善自己責備他人的傾向
最渴望：控制掌握一切，當家作主
最恐懼：屈服於人
最難達到的美德：純真 (Innocence)
最難克服的執念：縱慾 (Lust)
i was slacking at 12:26 AM
..I've had my share of hippies and starving artists, only to realise that sometimes it wasn't just their bodies that were malnourished. The deprivation eventually gets to their characters and spirits too. Jodie was really happy when I broke away from being attracted to poor artistic types, who were too proud to conform, but not too proud to take my money.
Whereas Jodie was judgemental of the men I loved, I was only too happy to welcome hers into our lives. It never mattered to me if they were poor, or short, or geeky, or took her around the island on a dirtbike (endangering her life, might I add). I always loved them, because they loved her, and took away some of the bitterness and cynicism that I've come to accept as part of her..
What I've kept myself busy with (other than brat taming of course) - Cathy, my heroine for the season. Kudos to her and Jodie for exemplifying the perfect friendship and showing us what real sisterhood is all about.
Now I need to get my book autographed. . .
i was slacking at 11:42 PM
Q: Why are the streets of Singapore so clean and Taiwan so filthy?
A: All the litter in Singapore has been flushed to Taiwan by typhoons.
Kids say the darndest and stupidest things.
i was slacking at 12:13 AM
